SYLVESTER STALLONE CONSIDERING ROCKY VII

Still got it

In what can only be described as a hilariously bad idea (and great material for an article), Sylvester Stallone says he may put the gloves back on one more time for Rocky VII.

When are the auditions?

“I know I’ll probably make a fool of myself, if I make another Rocky film after turning 60,” Stallone said to Germany’s Tele 5. I also know there’s gonna be a lot of criticism. Even my wife says, ‘Don’t do it. You’re embarassing the kids.’ But I told her, ‘If I don’t try, I’ll be a really unhappy man.’”

I gotta do what I gotta do

Sly. Sly. Really? Really. You are an Icon and a Legend, and we love you, but PLEASE DON’T DO IT!!! Think of the children!

To compound the situation, (and also give the whole thing a perfect sense of comedic symmetry)–wait for it–

A fifth RAMBO film is expected to begin shooting next year.

Please feel free to insert joke here.

By: Pavle Gvozdenovic